Top Ten Best things about having Cancer

While there certainly not a lot of cool things about having cancer, There has to be some.  I tried to come up with the top ten.

1. Bald Heads are Cool
2. Who needs eyebrows?
3. Great excuse to buy and wear more hats
4. Effective way to lose weight
5. "I have Cancer" is a good excuse to get out of pretty much everything.  
6. Handicap parking pass
7. Chemo brain gives you a good excuse to not remember crap.
8. Cancer is a good excuse to always wear pajama pants
9. You get to expand your vocabulary with cool words like "Severe mural thickening" and "methotrexate"
10. Cancer is a great, albeit, morbid discussion topic at parties